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I had a really weird idea and I’m not sure I’ve articulated it in the way I wanted it. But it’s Monday, so here’s another work in progress 🙂 

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#1

Thank your for filing a complaint. Your patience and honest feedback are appreciated. You can expect to hear back by 6pm tonight.

#2

Thank you for filing a complaint. Again, your patience is much appreciated. Due to unexpected events, it will take longer than anticipated to address your concerns. You can expect to hear back when some due diligence has been completed on this end.

#3

Thank you for filing a complaint. It is apparent and unfortunate that your concerns are growing urgent with the passing time. Great efforts are being made to rectify the problems at hand. Regrettably, the fix is not as straightforward as it once appeared. Your understanding is necessary to ensure a smooth path towards an eventual solution.

#4

Thank you for filing a complaint. Your unease has been acknowledged. There is not much that can be done to reverse this at this time. You are urged to remain calm as you await a more detailed response.

#5

NOTE: File complaint under “Unread.”

#6

Thank you for filing a complaint. Your persistence is surprising. Considering the short period of time that has elapsed, it is expected that you maintain your composure. Your issues will be attended to in due time, as has been indicated on several occasions in the recent past.

#7

Thank you for filing a complaint. You have revealed some new information that is slightly disturbing. This will be taken care of as soon as the appropriate moment presents itself, but not before.

#8

NOTE: File complaint under “Invalid.”

#9

Thank you for filing a complaint. Your unrelenting notices, while at times useful, are largely unfounded in fact and could hinder the efficiency of the system. Please refrain from filing any other complaints until existing files have been closed.

#10

Thank you for filing a complaint. Please refer to previous communication to inform your next steps.

#11

VOID